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Bite your opponent’s ankle to win by default
resign
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You’re playing the french
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You played 3 moves while playing as black when white played 2 moves. Your cat needs to call an arbiter for illegal play.
White pawns could have moved forward by one space at a time instead of two spaces in one turn. Perfectly legal.
That’s the only way to be certain you won’t be jumped end passant.
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Check your privilege.
Puss out.
Always gotta make it about race don’t you…
Knock a few pieces over and go find a warm spot to have a nap
Ah, the Bast Conclusion.
C3, Be7, good chances your opponent will just fold to it here.
I’m white too.
Thanks @ethanschoonover@mastodon.social for the photo
Cat to F5
I believe, knocking all the figures off the board is the only legal move…
laser pointer on top of black king in one for checkmate.
Horsey to block
Vomit right on the board.
Piss on board, play with chess piece then murder it brutally.
