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Why even have an election when we can just give Moo Deng candidate cakes?
Hell what need have we even of candidates? Why not just make all our decisions through her? Just two cakes in front of her every time there’s a situation.
This is a good idea, we should get it on a cake for Moo Deng.
“On one side, a delicious coconut cream cake. On the other, a steaming pile of dog shit with orange icing and bits of hair combed over it.”
