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cryptotheism

radiofreederry asked:
You’re always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they’re anything special.

cryptotheism answered:
You’re just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.

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radiofreederry

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.

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cryptotheism

Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don’t have.

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radiofreederry

Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.

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cryptotheism

I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries

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