who shower barehanded
There is another way…?
What? What kind of heathen doesn’t have a pair of heavy duty work gloves for showering? Am I the only civilized one among us?!
Personally I never get in the shower without my circular saw
you dont wear shower mittens?
the people on this federation, i fucking swear.
I imagine they mean without a cloth, poof, or loofa. As a kid I would put body wash in my hand, lather, and rub it over my body. But it tended to use up soap quickly so either I had to add more soap part way through or the things I washed last didn’t get washed well. Which is why I switched to a poof.
I just put shampoo on my head and t-pose
…I’m supposed to wear gloves in the shower?
Wait, are we not all wearing gloves?
How are you supposed to thoroughly clean your butthole?
My butthole is self cleaning.
With a potato, in my anus…
I just rub the shower gel bottle over myself. It’s lasting me ages
Anywhere skin-on-skin contact occurs (butt, balls, armpits), I use a small amount of benzoyl peroxide facewash. It kills the bacteria responsible for BO and for 24-48 hours body odor is impossible.
You apply it, wait 5 minutes and rinse well. If you don’t rinse well you can bleach your towel or clothes.
As far as body soap goes, I use a a fragrance free body wash with salicylic acid. Heavy mechanical exfoliation is not necessary when using a chemical exfoliant. Also, loofas are just a bunch of plastic waste.
After the shower, I use a lightweight gel moisturizer with cerimides. I use a thicker moisturizer on my hands and weenis.
That’s just the body. I–of course–have a completely seperate routine for my face.
This guy showers
3% peroxide shouldn’t be applied directly to the skin and its time to kill is 3 minutes.
benzoyl peroxide isn’t hydrogen peroxide the same way ethynol alcohol isn’t isopropyl alcohol.
You can use an actual luffa if you don’t like the plastic. Originally they were just a dried out squash like plant.
Yeah, but the truth is it’s not great for your skin.
However, they’re great for scrubbing really dirty hands, feet, etc.
I mean, yeah?? I just put the soap wherever it needs to go??
The soap isn’t dirty folks. Half of the time all I’m showering off is sweat and dead skin cells anyways. And if any bugger dares reply to this with some clever comment about taint smears, I’ll inform you beforehand I do not speak with bidet-less miscreants.
We need to invent a slur for bidet-non-havers
Paperbacks
I mean… doesn’t the soap get washed as you use it to wash yourself?
It’s soap. It’s self cleansing.
Yes, but think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Exactly
Same here, I use a washcloth. When I was single, I always used just soap but then I got marries and the wifey forced me to use a washcloth. I’m divorced now and continue with the washcloth ritual.
I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?
I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?>
That explains your username.
There’s liquid soap, you know. Didn’t need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.
Liquid soap, problem solved.
doesn’t everyone use shampoo?? who tf uses a bar of soap for anything else than washing hands??
There is shampoo as soap bars in Europe.
I use it since it brings better cleaning results. There are also environmental reasons not to pack everything like shampoo into plastic. A soap bar comes with just a bit of paper around.
Bar soap sucks anyway, leaves a weird feeling.
Liquid soap all the way. (Body wash, hand wash)
Use beard as soap distribution hub.
The same way you wash your hands
Soap on hands; hands on body.
I lather everything on my belly and then spread it across my body.
Not everyone has the advantage of a protruding belly to lather that soap on, you know.
Worked hard for it!
I shove the bar of soap strait up my ass and just express the foam into my hand from there until I’m done.
Dat special scent from Yankee Candle
I use a loofah, man you guys are really living up to the male stereotype haha
I don’t use loofahs 'cause my privates and asscrack don’t like it…
You don’t need to use it there
