Umh…I usually take showers to get clean. So, when I´m done showering (read: when I have successfully finished the task of cleaning my whole body), I use a towel to dry my now clean body. Since my whole body is clean now, I do not distinct between single body parts, because, as previously mentioned, they are all equally clean now.
Hey everybody! This guy touches his butt!
Butt toucher! Butt toucher!
This. And I use more soap on my ass and balls than about anywhere else on my body JUST TO BE EXTRA CLEAN.
But now your chest is less clean and you will end up re-dirtying the EXTRA CLEAN areas.
I can’t tell if this is displaying correctly, so here’s a couple links
https://br.omega.com/dilbert/images2/311a.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/fb/60/a4fb6088b0dd0bea28b594911417589d.gif
Perfect Dilbert reference, friend. Lol
I just wish Adams hadn’t gone bananas
The links certainly work.
https://lemmy.zip/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbr.omega.com%2Fdilbert%2Fimages2%2F311a.jpg
First it redirects me (301) to a similar url but at images.lemmy.zip
Then the second url gives an internal server error (500).The other links work.
You dry your balls first, then your ass. Then, you get in the shower. After the shower, you use the same towel again to re-apply your musk. Women love it.
Of course not! I lick it clean first!
I eat my fiancée’s ass like she’s hiding crack up there so I genuinely do not care.
I assume you do, in fact, encounter crack at that point.
Yes, I suppose you’re right.
Indeed, hiding crack in the crack of her crack
Thats a 4chan question?
Every towel I have ever used has a tag on it, that’s the crotch end, dry your face with the other end.
Hmm… Two towels? One for body, one for head (hair and face).
No, cause I wash the fucking towel like a civilized human being.
You use a fresh towel every day?
Yes, because I’m not a fucking animal.
That’s kinda of wasteful isn’t it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.
If the body was cleaned correctly, you could just air dry and use it like 2 to 3 times.
I use two towels per week, and they never smell bad before I put them for washing.
That’s kinda of wasteful isn’t it? Washing a perfectly good towel after a single usage.
i’m doing a load of whites once a week regardless, so no, its not wasteful.
I see, if you are using the same amount of water regardless, I think that’s reasonable
Don’t newer washers auto detect the load size? And if so, wouldn’t larger load mean more weight, and therefore more energy used?
Do you shower once a week?
you do realize a washing machine can wash more than one towel at a time… right?
You really are though
I mean, when you use a towel to dry off your clean body, does it dirty the towel that much?
and you leave it hanging in the bathroom until next time you use it, ever done research on how much shit… both literal and metaphorical, gets launched into the air every time you flush?
a closed lid reduces, but does not entirely prevent it, either.
- No clothes remain hanging in the bathroom.
- Towels have a separate hanging place in an airy place (at least I wish they did. I just make do with the gymnastics bars)
- Toothbrushes are taken out after use and air dried (or momentum dried?) before returning them to their compartment, which is also outside the bathroom
- The only things that remain in the bathroom are shampoos and soaps
- No clothes remain hanging in the bathroom.
Ehhh all of my clean towels hang too because my bathroom is so small the sink is in the hallway, and I don’t have space for another dresser in my bedroom. Something something old house problems. I can worry about cleanliness of towels in the next house in 1-10 years
I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.
Both are clean so what’s the problem?
There are two camps on this one, both have valid points:
- different bacteria live on different parts of the body, makes sense to use different towels for different parts of the body that don’t come into contact much
- if when you leave the shower you feel that you can’t use one towel for the whole body you should go back to the shower
What about the bacteria in the towel?
If you are using certain sections of a towel specifically for certain body parts, you dont know what germ theory is.
Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid
You never leave your shower?🥺
Counterpoint to 1: Your microbiome is massive. You are constantly emitting bacteria. It surrounds you in a cloud like Pig Pen from the Peanuts comics. The reason you have different bacteria on your face and balls is not because they can’t get from one place to the other; it is because they can’t survive/compete there.
If you’re still hung up about your own towel, have you ever considered the implications of oral sex? How is it too whatever to intermingle your own bacteria upon yourself, but it’s perfectly acceptable to subject your partner to an even more invasive bacterial exchange. And if even that extent of biome crossover was sufficiently meaningful, why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?
|why doesn’t my face smell like pussy yet?|
You aren’t eating enough pussy. Everyone should eat more pussy. Pussy is fucking delicious.
Um, there is no pussy eating on grindr.
Get yourself a nice trans boy.
Clearly everyone should also suck more dick. Or at least increase the amount of oral sex they engage in.
Quite right. Mmm tasty gock 🤤
My cat would disagree lol. She is such a sweet fluff ball.
I’m in the 'new towel every day" club.
More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry
Towel has two sides & two ends. Check mate.
Also four sides and four corners. Use this information with wisdom and not foolishness.
The corners are used for cleaning ears
Drying ears, you mean?
Otherwise I fear for the purpose you’re going to put those edges to.
The remaining corners can be used for drying, yes
I keep my corners pristine as a sign of arrogance & superiority.
I hope my balls are clean after I shower.
this, if anyone os worried about the hygiene of towels, that means they aren’t confident on their shower.
if you’re clean it doesn’t matter if your dry yer anus first.
Ok, but also no, because how many times are you going to use a “clean” towel to dry off? I usually use it twice then wash it.
I am under the assumption that if I am clean, then the drying towel will be clean, I wash it after a while, but if it gets dirty, its because I need to shower better.
I have always used the same towel for everything but I do realize now that I pick the towel off the rack and place it over my head the same way, making it so my head gets dried with the “top” of the towel legs with the bottom, and it gets put back on the rod the same direction. So it is possible the ball section of the towel never touches my face, that said… I wouldnt be worried about it anyways. I’m not exactly scared of balls, and they aren’t naturally acidic and even a vaginas acidity (~tomato) level, isn’t dangerous for our skin.
One side face and hair, other side body and crotch.
