The Assman

How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Never stopped him before

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Oh no! He’s hot!

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea

I didn’t mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger

To fight

To be the arm

To defend

To protect

Do you not know what any of those terms mean

You know most enlisted aren’t in combat roles right? My brother did ten years behind a desk, ended up with an awesome career and got to travel the world for free.

Selfish bastard didn’t get milady any milk

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

This implies planes fly on turb

Thanks handsome

A fucking DORK?

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

Why drive the environment fucker 3000 and not maverick or Tacoma or one of the several other smaller trucks?