Maybe he accepted Jesus right at the end.

Did Iran even say thank you?

Insert wheezing laugh voiceover

Artillery it is then.

Aurenkin is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.

Horniness cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess.

Get him to watch The Dish

You might have to upgrade your PC for this one (/s)

Had a pretty rough year last year. Dear Agony - Breaking Benjamin was my sad song of choice.

Well yeah, because he has a roommate

Indeed, Putin is quite selflessly thinking of the Ukrainian people. That’s why he keeps killing them and destroying their heat and energy infrastructure in winter.

Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

Thanks for letting us know

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

Prompted, not perused

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

It’s got what nonnas crave.