I want devs to write games for £400 Steam Decks. I don’t want them to write games for £3000 GPUs.

There’s realistically no games that won’t run on PS5 level hardware. Every effect that can be done with raytracing can be done a little worse without it.

Connery even made a Michael Bay movie watchable.

There’s not many actors that can say that.

Yeah, but in the third act he got to fight a giant spider. Do you know anything about spiders? They’re the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom.

It’s like to say they’ll remember that at the ballot box, but they won’t.

What I love about Kennedy is his complete lack of ability to hide his disgust, even for a single photograph.

Switzerland will have a hell of a set of steps down to the beach…

Or oil. Either will do.

Exemptions are made all the time.

The UK never had that, and we were in the EU for ages. We still had pints. We measured the road speed in miles.

Realistically the EU is just a collection of nations with similar socio-economic status and roughly similar culture. None of them dominate the others. Much of the rules are just common sense shit. Don’t sell easily combustible clothing, etc. Odds are you meet most of it already.

Genuinely don’t know who the last US president that didn’t bomb the Middle East would have been.

He’s going as one of the creepy guys from Expedition 33.

They already did that in Far Cry Primal…

My CV1 died a few weeks ago. I fancy the Steam Frame, but I’ll wait for release before deciding. I hate Meta, but do I hate them for several times the price of a Quest…

Get to work, plebs. Those guillotines won’t build themselves.

But that was the one place that hadn’t been corrupted by capitalism!

The name got bought, and somebody else reopened some. Mostly just a section within Macy’s, but there’s a handful of actual stores.

Except Canada, apparently. That’s the only original Toys R Us left.

Look, it’s very simple.

In the event of power loss, simply disassemble the rear door pocket, open the small hatch down there, and pull the cable to open the door. While concussed. And probably on fire.

I don’t know why people are having such a hard time with it.

I’m not even making those instructions up, btw.

They asked if the car had passed the safety test. I said I’d paid for the car to pass the safety test. They said welcome aboard.

Good News: The UK looks like it has finally broken the two party system.

Bad News: The new party is run by an even worse grifter who has his tongue up Trump’s arsehole.

You guys are getting free bread?

I’m guessing by the belly on that lad, that he doesn’t get out of that chair much anyway.