‘need’? It doesn’t.

Possible useful applications? Reporting on anything relevant to the fridge (temps., power consumption, water level, maintenance reminders, usage tracking etc…)

Other than that I can’t think of anything other than 'bragging rights.

Yup. I once saw a grey-jay standing atop a relatively humongous pile of moose guts trying to protect it from thieves. The natural world is actually a good metaphor for the plausibility of ideal capitalism but breaks down for RL capitalism because human nature and ingenuity destroys the system’s ability to reach equilibrium.

Insert [it’s a trap] meme.

Soap Operas

Metaphor too on the nose. English teacher would have given me a C-

So long as we’re being pedantic… ‘were’.

I wouldn’t. ‘Better than’ is not the same as ‘worthwhile’

Don’t hate the players, hate the game.

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KABOOM MFR!

Easily.

This ones Yak piss yellow, this one’s Ballsweat Blue, and yup that’s Salty Rash Red.

I haven’t found any that allow this. Why is this?

It is begging for a lawsuit, probably violates harassment and/or privacy laws, and better as a reporting tool to law enforcement.

if both sides come at it in good faith

ahahahah, good one

Hey just a heads up, inpopularity starts with a ‘u’.

All I’m seeing is a warning about an army of super-cats flying ahead.

Pwojectshahn. Absorute pwojectshahn.

Pwease asease yo Engrish bootricking nonsense. I have otha pwojects to ahtten to than to ego stwoke a gwammatist.

That’s you. That’s what you sound like. Assoe.

It’s actually an Agence France Presse article reposted.

Milk.

Nerds I’d like to fuck2?

WWII ? only thing I can think of.