Shit or get off the pot.

To be fair, they’re only not meetable because Google refuses to meet them.

Everything’s impossible when you don’t give a shit

The guy who made it was a talentless egomaniac. He wanted to prove that he was a serious adult who could make serious adult stories, and instead of slowly transitioning into a more serious plot like say El Goonish Shiv or Concession or (not a webcomic, but No Evil)

He just jumped into a miscarriage story and then when people didn’t like it… well the other “Super Adult Story” thing to do is kill off characters, so he killed everyone off and just focused on background characters…

but again instead of slowly building up the background characters and bring them closer to the forefront… they were just… thrust into the front with no fanfare, no defined personality…

So the already low-tier webcomic sank even lower.

Naw, Dark Brandon was kinda based

Jill was always a double agent

Dark MAGA?

What is it with Right Wingers and outright admitting to being the villains?

Always vote in person if you can

I actually got chills lately when Bill O’Reily came out and said Obama was the best president of his lifetime and he only talked shit on him because he got paid to.

How can you know something is wrong and do it anyway?

Comedy

Again, machines don’t realize a mistake has been made, people do

“Alright…” looks around at the country his people lived in for longer than white dudes lived in it “…Done, now what?”

So… being able to use the site at all then?

It’s weird how often people say they “Aren’t for Right or the Left” and “Think BOTH parties are the problem”, but only ever have negative things to say about the Left.

Concern Trolls are not your friends

And it only takes one driverless car having a bug or some kind of user error to fuck it up for every body.

A man can notice a mistake and correct it, a machine will continue as if everything is fine.

Depending on where this happened this could be tried as sexual assault.

Not something you want on your criminal record.

This is why driverless cars are a bad idea, they assume that everything will work as intended and everyone will play by the rules.

You need a human to make a snap decision in cases like these.

I hope these men are arrested for sexual solicitation via coercion (could be tried as attempted rape in the right state), disrupting traffic, sexual harassment, public disturbance. Fuck em, or better yet, don’t fuck em, they’re unfuck worthy.

What were these morons thinking? I’m sex positive as hell, I’m all for bringing back the free love of the 70’s and the LSD of the 60’s, but not like this, never anything like this… Hypothetically bro say you do get her number this way?

The fuck happens next?

“Hey remember me, I’m the dipshit who pressured you into giving me this number by trapping you in your car via exploitation of its safety features? So I’ll pick you up at 7 for a romantic candlelit dinner and afterwards we could go see a movi…” click “Hello? Damn, friendzoned again.”

[Insert Steel Ball Run Reference Here Because Someone Mentioned A Paralyzed Jockey]

Anyway…

Human Greed is what’s obsolete and it is beyond past time to end support for it.

Hole horse? This a Jojo reference?

They didn’t though…

Can someone please fucking explain to me how people are saying Vance won this debate?