Officer: “What are you planning to do? Steal this thing?”

Thief: “Steal? No, no. I’ve come to take it back!”

But I will trust him with my life mere moments after meeting him!

Seat on the right with arm rests like the left I think would be the perfect combo.

You misspelled casket

Fantasy World was the one I was thinking of. I had the ZX Spectrum version!

The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy on MegaDrive I think is one I remember fondly as well - I had the 2-in-1 cart with Cosmic Spacehead which I also loved!

Must be peaceful up there.

Side note: Dizzy is fucking great. I should play it again!

Given Trump’s bullshit, frankly, I just want to come in here and appreciate the absolute beauty of our world and its neighbour. I really fear what’s about to happen.

ngl, I came in here specifically to jokingly remark something along the lines of “So they’re doing geometric chemtrails now?”

I stopped using it in 2018. Never looked back.

Random unexpected ponies, on my Lemmy? It’s more likely than you think!

Thanos was right in theory, incorrect in execution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

If you inspect closely, this unicorn has wings. That would make this an Alicorn!

What if I live in the UK? It’s pretty fucking shit here, too. Only real positive is that the Green Party are absolutely surging now. I’ve been Green for years, but I think I chose the best year to finally try and become a councillor. I live in hope that there are enough people left in this country with enough sense to vote someone in who actually gives a crap about fixing some of our problems, and not creating potential global wars…

prices come down.

Only if you exercise the proper technique.

These people don’t seem to get that if you’re buying pretty much anything for yourself, you aren’t winning.

Decades? Brother, that has been humanity throughout its existence, sadly.

Historically, that has not gone so well for them.

Hilariously, this was just a little further down my feed:

https://lemmy.world/post/41185979