I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.

“You fucking Nazi!”

“What? I’m not a nazi! And to prove it, I’m voting for the nazis!”

“I don’t want to go on the cart!”

It’s fairly common right now, too.

They don’t block the wind so much as funnel it down the streets between them. But I don’t think NYC gets as windy as Chicago. There’s a reason it’s called “the windy city.”

30% worse, 150% saltier.

One of my older minivans had a digital thermostat and it was just about the only digital control in a car I can tolerate. Though, I am still doubtful if it was actually the temp I set it to. It’s not like I had a thermometer inside the car.

“Mairjuana is not a drug… It’s a plant! It just grows like that! Drugs you gotta do shit to chemically and shit!” - Katt Williams

How do you feel about my right as a man to become pregnant?

Authoritarians cosplaying socialist/communists.

I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.

Maybe that could be the 1 thing that’s okay to generate with AI. What say you, Lemmy?

Body.

Because the brain seems to think it is not a part of the body.

Source: Brain told me to type this.

Where’s the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?

I just wanna know when the furry character shows up (the cat looking thing with the pink hat; Chopper, I think is his name?). That character is what made me wanna see the show in the first place and I have no idea what season they’re introduced in.

It was a real struggle to upvote you after seeing your username. That’s the name of the furniture rental company that tried to screw me over a few months ago.

Yeah; you don’t put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you’d like, really). lol

If you had money for a hamburger, you probably wouldn’t be eating Hamburger Helper.

Excuse me, you dropped this: \

I fucking love that he wrote that to be like WWE intro music, and it ended up being the main anthem associated with clowns. 🤣🤡