They love their symbolism. He’s here to destroy America.

*Bedbugs

Our first AI president

Birds aren’t real

But you must choose! You must pick a team, red or blue and FIGHT! Fight your neighbors to the death! Fight for the amusement of billionaires glory of Rome America!

Yeehaw

But I’m posting comments! I’m doing my part!

I’ve considered this theory simply because every story I’ve read about someone being deported was a trump supporter/married to one. That’s probably more my algorithm than facts tho

Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!

I never stopped

But I’m here, commenting! I’m doing my part!

Without actual headlights I’m certain someone would pull out in front of you, people are dumb

“Other people exist?”

I’ve often considered making an adjustable mirror with a servo on it mounted to the back of the car, so they can blind themselves and feel stupid

Well that’s no fun at all!

They don’t call their mom, but I call their mom! /s

They did the math

This article about a person who bought an urn online is hilarious. Amazon thinks I’m a serial killer now (cracked dot com)

I also only "read’ Playboy for the articles