Caught in a landslide

Remember there names when it’s time for them to beg for our vote.

I ddo don’t not know handsome Jeffery Epstein, that’s what husband told me to say.

Did you say thank you?

Are the Epstein files hidden in the forest?

And in other breaking news: cold water brrr, hot water ouch.

Agreed! The only issue I see with all of these people who are turning their back on him is that if or when Donny does drop a nuke, I have a feeling that every single one of them will be back on his bullshit like 1980s on cocaine.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Dear Grim Reaper:

We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances.

Sincerely yours, all of humanity.

2027 FIFA peace prize front runner.

I’ve heard when Donnie was a little kid. His parents used to pit his other family members against each other to always compete and always be better than the other one and I’ve heard he has done the same thing with his kids and I’m sure he does that still.

It’s not just the unskippable ads but also the type of ads as well. I’ve seen some wild ones like ads to make you hard in the bedroom, but it never actually shows the treatment. I’ve seen ads for how to make “homemade” makeup to look younger, the ingredients are baking soda and honey? But I think the wildest one I’ve seen is an ad for a robot puppy but in the ad, you can clearly see it is a real puppy, but they keep saying that it is a robotic AI powered puppy.

The fridge in my kitchen is old enough to be sent off to war and die for Israel.

When it finally comes to it every Trump, MAGA, 2nd Amendment, gun loving American will rise up and stand on the side of tyranny

Very true

If this happens we all need to be off our asses and in the streets. No memes, no shitposting, on the fucking streets. It’s already been way too long and far for this administration to continually hold the world hostage.

Make a quick side quest to the White House please.

On the doorstep of the apocalypse all because Donny raped kids and is trying to cover it up.