YoiksAndAway

My GF, who has been a nurse for over 20 years, didn’t get a joke I made about Kash, so I showed her his official pic on my phone. Her exact words: “Ooh! In the psych unit we used to call those eyes ‘Manson Lamps’!”

I love that Reagan is like, “Really, dude? #trickledown”

I honestly think we’re close to the point where personal electronics are as powerful as they need to be and manufacturers are scrambling for more reasons for planned obsolescence. For example, the Windows 11 requirements are about secure boot, not processing power or memory requirements.

I’m still rockin’ my Galaxy S10 and the desktop I built in 2016. Both meet my needs just fine right now.

Next up: Totalitarian Taco Bar.

Signs for Empire Pizza on the old building were reported by KHOU 11 Monday, though it is uncertain whether the restaurant is open to the public yet.

I believe that building is cursed.

He does give greedy bottom vibes.

This man could have been one heartbeat away from the presidency.

Stand firm, you crazy bitch.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, BLUE!

We need to cook, Jesse, cuz Weird Al ain’t fuckin’ around!

I see the dilemma here. On the one hand, it’s a very important moment in his relationship with his son. On the other hand, tacos.

He looks a lot like one of our boys. He’s a distinguished, older gentleman.

I’m cool with more aurora borealis. I was only able to see a dull red glow during the last solar storm.

I don’t like grave dancing. I kept silent when Kirk was killed out of respect for his family. I kept quiet yesterday out of respect for the Cheney family. But when they pull this shit, the gloves are off.

First of all, although the first response was brilliant, it should have been, “Jesus tried to stop the BLEEDING, but forgot there was a hole in his hand.” It evokes better visuals, plus you could modify the statue to better represent his final moments.

Eh, I had another one, but I think I need to workshop it a bit before it’s ready for prime-time. It’s about how a future generation might interpret this statue. There’s potential there, I think.

That’s all I have for now. I’ll be back to mock this right-wing glurge further if I think of anything else.

Cool! This guy changed how I use my dishwasher.

As tempting as that sounds, they are dangerous. They’re BB-sized and strong, so they can puncture intestines if ingested by pets, toddlers, or even a 13-year old lacking the common sense of a pet or a toddler.

I still have a set of BuckyBalls that I bought before the ban. They’re kind of a cool toy to fidget with, but I understand why they’re banned.

“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”

No, I’m pretty sure you did.