Why are people texting their physics teacher?

Maybe it needs something in the reason field?

Vegetable looks like paksoi

I think you’re reacting to the wrong person as I didn’t make the NIH claim, but merely explained its meaning. :)

I think “Not Invented Here”. Meaning he wants to build everything himself from scratch despite there being alternatives he can use instead.

E.g.: Building your own httprequest library rather than using the existing one which is good enough.

Lmao - guess my joke about the copping a feel didn’t land. Guess I should’ve added in a /joke there.

It’s Molly Malone and her statue is in Dublin. Rubbing her boobs supposedly brings good luck.

I’m not sure where the good luck part came from… But leave it to men to classify copping a feel as a sign of good luck.

I think this setting is reset on a phone reboot.

Next up. We’re renaming dollars to x-coin.

Oooof. Have my sympathies internet stranger! Even though that doesn’t so much

Ouch. That must sting :(

I prefer the one where you randomly sort the array until all elements are in order. ( Bogosort )

Everything going according to plan. Make life on earth so terrible that bad man’s Mars mission starts sounding like an option

To them it probably is. I’ve seen literal posts ( or GitHub comments - I forgot ) where they are raging their fps dropped from 420 to 370 with the latest patch and that the game is now completely unplayable!

They have a point complaining because the patch had a big fps drop, but the game is unplayable? At 370fps? Gtfo xD.

There’s people playing on a lot less than that.

This article ruined my day when I read it in the newspaper.

Somebody does something absolutely retarded in traffic and if you criticize them you get run over.

No wonder I hate going outside.

Assembly required after shipping.

He’s starting to lose his (orange) glow it seems.

Due to budget cuts the heat shield for re-entry was cut. Thanks to these budget cuts we gave everybody in the lower echelons of your company a big fat bonus.

We hope you have a pleasant stay in space.

Look there’s a concept of a plan alright!?

A tech billionaire responsible for creating the laws his own companies run under? What could go wrong.