Vampire cat would disintegrate trying to sleep in that ray of sunlight coming in from the opened curtains.

I can never figure out which one I hate more. I’m pretty sure I hate the heat more.

Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?

George Washington et al “fought to protect” pretty early on. A hundred years before France was bringing out the guillotines. So in that sense, the US has the antiquated system, which never really adapted.

True story bro

In some architectures, where many microservices are behind load balancers and other front end proxies, sometimes it is the NOC’s fault. Yes a 500 should really only be a backend error.

The delorean could go forward in time.

The movies always made me fall asleep. But in the book, the cars could fly.

Many people have retirement accounts. That money doesn’t just sit there in cash. It is invested in the stock market.

Does it have an API he can cut off?

They should let RFK get bird flu.

It was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.

I already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?

The trick is to hide your eggs in your fentanyl.

Who is Elizabeth helgelien?

In most places a motorized vehicle on a public road usually requires a license plate.

Tryna catch my rascal dirty

If they agree then why aren’t they lobbying these politicians?

O’Shawn

Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.