Don’t let the picture fool you, he definitely doesn’t weigh almost 20 pounds.

I did, in fact, feed him not to long after this. He barely made it.

I feed our kitties when i get home from work, usually around 7am. I get to work from home one night a week, and every week, he does this, usually starting at 2am. The other two don’t beg, but they are also nowhere near as chonky.

Oberyn isn’t a huge fan of belly rubs, he doesn’t attack, but he just rolls over. His brother, George, on the other hand, absolutely loves belly rubs.

Astarion has the best relationship narratives IMO, and was by far more satisfying than any other. He’s been broken for so long, forced to seduce thousands of people, never having any of his own choices. When you finally show him that he has that now, that when the REAL relationship with him starts.

Bill Clinton was impeached, not for getting a BJ, but for lying about said BJ to congress.

Is no one going to talk about the two spare queens watching from the sidelines?