unalivejoy

Thank goodness for the JIT and compiler optimizations.

When all your users are bots, it stops mattering.

Which is more expensive, your A/C running 24/7 or it suddenly stopping?

Well Mozilla was a founding member of the Rust foundation. They’re just not a platinum member.

The economy is like fairies. If you don’t believe in it, it stops existing.

Morb, derived from morbid.

You dropped this -> /s

You’re supposed to give it back to them in the form of investments.

I couldn’t make it to school yesterday because I had truancy court.

Walrus is more useful in a while loop.

while (data := f.read(1024)):
    pass

Half Life 3 was the friends we made along the way.

Chief

“I own the farms which means I own all the food, so everyone will want to be my friend and live next to me”

It’s perfect timing because I always need a vacation from my vacation.

Just because you’re wearing your birthday suit doesn’t make you the birthday boy.

Do not put your dick in that.

I used to be with this, but then they changed what this was.

Now what I’m with isn’t this, and what’s this seems weird and scary to me.

This’ll happen to you!

Eastern Most Europeans who use , as a decimal point will only receive fifteen euros.

Cheeseburger pizza lovers, but they don’t want pickles on their pizza?

At least Picard wasn’t impregnated.