I wish they would just stop making them.

Never had my wheels stolen

Frequently haven’t been able to change a flat tire because the lock got misplaced.

I’m from long Island

Sorry to hear that mate.

really? I didn’t. Are you on Mobile or something?

@D_C@D_C@sh.itjust.works

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I think there are actually 2 car batteries

It appears to be dark out, so perhaps its morning before the market opens?

Spending is better than mending.

I used to know a guy at church who said he didn’t know how to cook and went to the convenience store for every meal.

It was a fairly regular part of our public school education

This is the first time I’ve seen this one on Lemmy. Thanks!

I mean those other things aren’t garunteed by what Americans call the bill of rights.

I’m uncertain if you are being sarcastic or not, aim I’m going to answer straight. It’s the Regis and Kathy Lee show when The Undertaker from WWF, (now called WWE because the World Wrestling Federation lost a lawsuit to the World Wildlife Fund) along with his “father” Paul Bearer, when they were guests.

England had to utilize military force to control India to get the spices, to make the blandest food on the planet.

I was thinking Pan.

FYI, Tron Guy is a Trumper

I was trying to figure out some Commodore 64 screen I was looking at.

• Childhood
• PS2

did i wonder into Instagram or some such nonsense? The 'verse is supposed to be just us old nerds.

I don’t know the answer, but I feel Garfield would be the correct source on this.

what flag is that?