• rynzcycle@kbin.social
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    During wheat harvest, Reuben went out into the fields and found some mandrake plants, which he brought to his mother Leah. Rachel said to Leah, “Please give me some of your son’s mandrakes.”
    -Gen 30:14

    Umm… what the hell do I do? What’s a mandrake?!

    Random Verse Generator, who’s next?

    ETA: I googled

    The alkaloids make the plant, in particular the root and leaves, poisonous, via anticholinergic, hallucinogenic, and hypnotic effects.

    Yeah, I’m goin’ to jail.

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      Acts 16:3

      Paul wanted to take him along on the journey, so he circumcised him because of the Jews who lived in that area, for they all knew that his father was a Greek.

      oof, jail it is.

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      Exodus 35:3 Passage: “Do not light a fire in any of your dwellings on the Sabbath day.”

      Well, not jail at least.

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      I got Acts 13:10

      “You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?”

      Wtf am I supposed to do with that information

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        Sounds like a free pass to me. God hates you already so just fucking have at.

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      Leviticus 19:21

      Passage: The man, however, must bring a ram to the entrance to the tent of meeting for a guilt offering to the LORD.

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      Psalms 80:3 Passage: Restore us, O God; make your face shine on us, that we may be saved.

      Guess I have good chances of winning

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      It’s genocidin’ time!

      Joshua 9:24 They answered Joshua, “Your servants were clearly told how the LORD your God had commanded his servant Moses to give you the whole land and to wipe out all its inhabitants from before you. So we feared for our lives because of you, and that is why we did this.”

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      First one that’s am actual command:

      Psalms 136:3 Passage: Give thanks to the Lord of lords: His love endures forever.

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      1 John 2:17

      Passage: The world and its desires pass away, but whoever does the will of God lives forever

      I live to see another day