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minus-squareI_Miss_Daniel@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 year agoIt’s always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household. Is funny how often they ask. They seem to check if I’m still married each month as well. Easy money.
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoHow much do you earn from this stuff?
minus-squareAFallingAnvil@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI’d be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I’d been divorced yet.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoGoogle: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good? Me: Great, why do you ask? Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
It’s always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.
Is funny how often they ask.
They seem to check if I’m still married each month as well. Easy money.
How much do you earn from this stuff?
I’d be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I’d been divorced yet.
Google: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good?
Me: Great, why do you ask?
Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.