• athos77@kbin.social
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    If they kill a Democrat, the right will just cheer. If they kill a Republican, the right will proclaim loud and long how this proves they’re the victims of violent Democrats and it’ll get brought up for years to “both sides” political violence, the way that the Congressional baseball game shooting is today. Plus the more deranged part of the base wall immediately create new conspiracy theories about how it wasn’t really a Republican/right-winger that did the shooting, it was a left-wing antifa/FBI plant controlled by George Soros, Bill Gates and Tom Hanks using the space lasers to control their 5G+vaccine zombie trial and now that the trial run has succeeded you all need to be aware because the civil defense sirens will sound at 10pm next Tuesday and that’s the signal for the National Guard to come through and scour the neighborhood and arrest everyone and intern then into FEMA camps.

    Edit: fix autocorrect words

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      If they kill a Republican, the right will official loud and long hours this proves they’re the victims

      …and then pass rules that Republicans politicians at all levels be exempt from any gun restrictions, even on someone else’s private property. They would proudly wear hip holsters onto the House floor during debate and claim that is the only way they can be safe. The first shooting victim on the House floor will be a person of color from a Republican gun.

      If it happens to be a radical from the left that does the initial killing, then there’s even a possibility Republicans would support gun restrictions on Democrats.

      Remember, the conservative answer to too much gun violence is always adding additional guns.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      I am going to have to deduct points there. You forgot to add in Hunter Biden and laptop into your well developed right wing conspiracy theory.