Is it a bad thing to industrially farm the permit crabs?
Each industrially farmed crab counts as a separate bad thing, so they only excuse the next crab.
There has to be some kind of loophole.
Farm them for love and not industry?
That just might work!
No, because then, using them off-label for bad things counts as the bad thing.
Well, it doesn’t say facsimiles and reproductions prohibited!
Imma eat the first thing I see at the zoo.
Dare you to take a selfie at the entrance
Edit: Fuck, there goes my one bad thing 😭
Be careful, they may have
spoiler
a mirror
>:3
🦀🦀🦀Anarchy!🦀🦀🦀
Tips over an empty cup
Oh great, now I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by…
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Just steal a candy bar from the corner store and immediately regret it like the rest of us
Wouldn’t gum or a lotto ticket be getter though? Actually they sell jerky too…
As long as you don’t live in a country that will throw you in jail for it
YOU TELL ME THIS NOW
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BLOW IT IS
In Barbados I got to see the origin of permit crab. A massive crab was skulking around the customs desk and a worker poked it with a pen, which it then took and wielded as a weapon.
That’s my fave crab vid/gif. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo
I hope this is retroactive and I can decide which thing it applies to
Thank you for your interest in the proper and correct usage of the Permit Crab: It does not.
The judge will be disappointed to hear this.
If the bad thing you want to do has a requisite step that is also a bad thing, is that one bad thing or two?
Pah! I don’t need no stinking permit! I am an asshole all the time!
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Darn it, too late mate. I already committed several criminal offenses today, can I have 3-4 more permit crabs?
I did 1 bad thing: everything
Hmm what to do? Genocide or complain about something that no one wanted to hear? It’s such a fine line… how does anyone decide?
