Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: ‘Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage’

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    6 months ago

    I have zero sympathy for any of the 3878 chumps who wasted their money on this vehicle. They knew exactly what they were getting

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      6 months ago

      Quite a few really didn’t.

      It’s incredible how delusional some of these people are, like Twitch Moderator being 100% convinced Amouranth is going to bang them if they spend enough in her Onlyfans tier delusional.

      They are entirely convinced he shits gold and everything he touches is Star Trek tier tech.

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        6 months ago

        He chased away the brilliant people to bounce ideas of and that made that stuff work. Now he’s left with a lot of sycophants who just run with every whim. It’s the common story for any authoritarian leader.

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        6 months ago

        convinced Amouranth is going to bang them if they spend enough in her Onlyfans tier

        Escort services were invented for people like this

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            6 months ago

            That’s Amaranthe you’re thinking of. If you’re a fan of the Swedish metal ‘soprano and gravel’ sound they’re well worth a listen.

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        6 months ago

        This is unrelated, but for the longest time i thought thatwhen people talked about amouranth, i thought they talked about that mmo streamer with the filthy room and similar name. I was very confused why everyone wanted to bang him and drink his bathwater.

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          6 months ago

          That’s Asmongold. And the bathwater afaik was Belle Delphine. But maybe I missed some stuff, I’m not into that whole Twitch shit.

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        6 months ago

        That’s a whole other can of worms, that isn’t even worth discussing. People like that need urgent psychiatric evaluations

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      6 months ago

      You never know. Someone could make a time travel movie with it one day and then collectors will pay an arm and a leg for the left door.

      • jkrtn@lemmy.ml
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        6 months ago

        “Tell me Future Boy, who’s President of the United States in 2017?”

        “Donald Trump.”

        “Donald Trump? The fraudster? Ha!”