Twenty-four brain samples collected in early 2024 measured on average about 0.5% plastic by weight

  • SlippiHUD@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    To whom it may concern, This passively accumilated synthetic brain implant appears to cause cancer and cognitive decline.

    I did not sign up to beta test your product, or intentionally purchase it. How do I return it?

    Sincerely, An organic being.