Inspired by the very similar thread about school incidents.

  • goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    Shorts got banned because ceo saw someone’s balls.

    Real question was why they were looking so closely at that workers crotch while we were in chairs

    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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      2 months ago

      Wow and if your balls are low enough to be visible you know it’s got to be hot, thus proving the necessity of shorts!

      But yeah, some humans have balls and sometimes you’ll see them, get over it. I hope no one tells this ceo about breasts.

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      2 months ago

      Blame the idiots who are buying short shorts again. Probably the same idiots who buy skinny jeans.