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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
We flying business or economy? If its a nice seat, 3. If were flying economy then I pick 5, that way im near the restrooms. Its time to get tex-mex at the airport.
Get ready for a lot of “I’m JD Vance, I’m running for Vice President” and questions about how long you’ve been working at your job.
Yah, he is going to get 2 half-baked thoughts out before I get up because the taco bell dosen’t wait for noone.