Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 15 days agoWhat are your favorite funny, sarcastic, and at least slightly chaotic quotes and / or unconventional advice?message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareWhat are your favorite funny, sarcastic, and at least slightly chaotic quotes and / or unconventional advice?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
One of my favorites is: “Never lie, never tell the whole truth, and never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.”
minus-squareinb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days ago “Anywhere is a bathroom if you are drunk enough.” -an old roommate He was fun, but, uh, yeah. He definitely had a drinking problem. Drank on the job, at work, to fall asleep, to relax, when he was nervous, when he was happy. Not sure if he ever put this in to pratice but I wouldn’t doubt it at all.
-an old roommate
He was fun, but, uh, yeah. He definitely had a drinking problem. Drank on the job, at work, to fall asleep, to relax, when he was nervous, when he was happy. Not sure if he ever put this in to pratice but I wouldn’t doubt it at all.