The depression for fElon is sinking in… don’t stop making fun of him

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    21 minutes ago

    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the guy who just dismantled USAID dooming tens if not hundreds of thousands of people to die through starvation, disease and conflict.

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    Clear answer asshole. Because your a nazi, because your destroying the government and putting people on the street that are civil servants. Not just that but I can’t visit Yosemite because of you. Not just that parks are running in skeleton crew. Way to show our tourist what a shit country we are becoming. There’s plenty of dislike there buddy. Spazz out and take a hit.

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    So he’s never personally physically harmed anyone while his heroes brutally killed millions.

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    C’mon guys, he didn’t personally design a car who’s doors won’t open if the car is, let’s say, “on fire”.

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      53 minutes ago

      Security measures: we don’t want the fire to spread outside, don’t we?

  • ItsJaaaaane (She/Her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Elon, people hate you because you’re a transphobic Nazi. You did two Nazi salutes at the inauguration, you support a Nazi party in Germany known as the AfD. You use ableist slurs. You illegally fired workers. You’re destroying the government. You make terrible cars. Need I go on?

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    I would argue that knowingly pushing out incomplete driving software does count for physically hurting people.

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      What’s the term… it’s on the tip of my tongue? Malicious incompetence? Knowing that you’re fucking up something, but not caring even in cases where its failure could have serious/life threatening consequences, and playing it off as a fluke, mistake, or silly misunderstanding?

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    “I’ve never physically hurt anyone” - That is very oddly phrased. He is very aware that he is hurting people, but tries to draw the line at “physically” for some reason. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the line he’s drawing for himself that he will soon step over and ignore because he believes he is being treated unfairly and needs to take his gloves off.

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      There’s an “I didn’t break their teeth, jaw, nose, orbital, shoulders, elbows, hands, knees and feet. That was “someone’s” hired goons, and it was only because they “fell” down a flight of stairs.” overtly winking “I’m clearly in no way legally responsible.” sort of a vibe to this guy.

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      You know when children keep their fingers like half a centimeter away from someone and go “why are you getting annoyed? I’m not touching you!”

      That’s him.

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    8 hours ago

    it would be hilarious if motherfuckers shitposted elon down from his throne. it would be my favorite timeline.

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    “Physically”

    Does it count as a lie by omission if you ADD a detail to make it happen?

    And it’s not true because his shoddily made cars have killed people

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    14 hours ago

    He deserves all the hate he gets.

    And that hilarious line “…I’ve never physically hurt anyone”. Interesting how he has to qualify that by saying he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone. Like he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out right away. What a joke. Yeah, he’s financially ruined people, cost people their jobs, selling defective vehicles, overpromising and underdelivering, stolen from people (see how he took control of Tesla. People say he founded Tesla, but he didn’t. he was an early investor, and used strong-arm tactics to oust it actual founders), but he’s never actually physically put his hands on anyone, so he’s a good person… right.

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    15 hours ago

    there is no violence against him remember, just the hate. dude is overreacting like a little bitch.

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      14 hours ago

      Funny how he says he never ‘physically’ hurt anyone, instead of he ‘never hurt anyone, period’. Because he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he’d get called out for all the crap and shady dealings he’s done, and all the people whose lives he’s ruined.

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    lmao @ having to qualify “I’ve never hurt anyone” with “physically

    Just means you’re a privileged coward.