Don’t deploy on Friday!

Although I’m sure there are people working at Cloudflare 24/7.

They have the world’s internet by the balls, and this weakness has really become apparent lately. This one looks like it may be even worse, as the 500’s are at a higher level. Not even branded custom error pages now.

This is more likely the actual incident report:

A change made to how Cloudflare’s Web Application Firewall parses requests caused Cloudflare’s network to be unavailable for several minutes this morning. This was not an attack; the change was deployed by our team to help mitigate the industry-wide vulnerability disclosed this week in React Server Components. We will share more information as we have it today.

Hahaha uh oh!

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Y’all desperately looking for a reason to screech. Oh God, scheduled maintenance for an hour 🤣