One my best friend asked me during my senior year of high school:
Would you rather run through the school naked with a bag over your head, or run through without the bag and wearing only underwear?
Would you rather stop and think or be punched in the crotch?
When I was in the army, this one was popular: “would you rather sleep with someone who was in every way an attractive, feminine woman but she comes and was born with a dick and balls (let’s just say they’re not too threatening but they’re still there), or someone who was in every way an attractive, masculine man (bald with a beard!) but came and was born with a pussy?”
Well there’s metric fucktons of porn of the former but basically none of the latter, so it seems like you have your answer.
I kinda wish there was more of the other kind tbh :(
If I’d rather eat a shoe or eat pizza outside of Connecticut.
I’ve never heard of Connecticut as a pizza culture, and pizza is literally 90% of my body by weight.
so looking into this on the Wikipedia I can comfortably say New Haven, Connecticut is comprnsating harder than a lifted truck flying a dozen Gadsden flags. I’ll have to try it myself, but the description sounds like a hipster joint with bad taste.
That’s insane coming from me because I’ll gladly die on the hill that the right way to enjoy food is the way you enjoy it.
Your dad and your partner switch bodies. The only way to switch them back is to bang one of them.
Do you bang your partner in your dad’s body or do you bang your dad in your partner’s body?
ESH. Divorce Dad and go no contact with partner.
Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?
Never liked cheese so that’s easy!
I hardly like cheese AND I’m asexual so this question hardly applies to me lol
I think that reverses the question. If you had to pick one, would you occasionally eat cheese or occasionally have sex with someone?
If it could be vegan cheese, then I’d go for that. I think its good on toast and pizza is great, of course. I say I hardly like it because everyone else seems to die for it in all forms. Meanwhile I rarely go out of my way to have it unless its an integral part of something, like pizza.
I’m vegan. Easy choice. Superiority of veganism hits again.
Is it vegan to swallow cum though?
I actually gave this way to much thought… Since veganism is all about reducing animal exploitation it is vegan as long as the ejaculatee is in no way exploited.
On the other hand, every spermatozoon is a living “creature”. Well, sort of.
