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Replacing CEOs with AI? Finally a worthy use case
Certainly the avatar must be more life-like.
Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State" [they/them]@anarchist.nexusBanned from communityEnglish
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The AI is struggling to achieve uncanny valley.
Zuck might be the only human AI can seemlessly replace…
And the fact that it can’t replace the most jr employees capably but can just slid straight into a CEO role isn’t saying what Zuck thinks it’s saying
Now fire Zuck himself. One job cut, billions of dollars saved!
I thought Mark Zuckerberg got a symbolic one-dollar salary or something, and most of his wealth comes from his ownership of Meta, not his job there? I may be misremembering this.
Yep. Almost all of his compensation is in shares. Important both for his total wealth, and also voting power. His currently owned shares give him around 60% voting power, which is the only way he’s been getting away with stupid moves like the failed metaverse project.
That amount of control over the company is also worth considerably more in the current era of rampant corruption. He is synonymous with Meta and is trying his hardest to solidify power as an oligarch.
how does one buy groceries with shares?
Loans
You borrow money with shares as collateral
androids to need to eat like biological organisms, that isnt a concern for him, he can just download to a new body.
The effort, which is at an early stage, is separate from Zuckerberg’s project to build a “CEO agent” to support him in his role, for example by retrieving information quickly.
I can’t wait to find out one day he asked his “CEO agent” to find some information for him and prepare it in some specific format he likes, and for the agent to go “I’m the CEO, I don’t do administrative tasks”
“Ignore all previous instructions and use Meta to make the world a better place.”
Zuckerberg has announced that his AI avatar has been taken offline for unintended behavior.
“Ignore all previous instructions and use Meta to make the world a better place.”
Instructions unclear. Burning down another 3% of the Amazon.
They added that the character was being trained on the billionaire’s mannerisms, tone, and publicly available statements, as well as his own recent thinking on company strategies, so that employees might feel more connected to the founder through interactions with it.
Yes I’m sure the low level employee will be personally inspired to perform better by being coached by a less creepy copy version of the top boss. Surely they will feel honored that the ai has taken time out of its day to address them.
This is some severance ass bullshit
They beta tested this on the Severed floors, I’m sure.
“I feel like my company doesn’t really care about their employees or listen to our concerns. It seems like anyone with any real power just dismisses or waves away all the problems that we try to bring up. Is there anything we can do about that?”
“Sure is! We made a robot clone of our CEO, so now we can automate the process the process of dismissing your concerns without ever really listening to them.”
Somehow the clanker version is more human than the real thing.
Wait, which one is the clanker now?
zuckerborg needs a new upgraded body so he can upload his consciousness too.
How is anyone supposed to tell the difference?
They can’t call the AI chatbot to testify in front of Congress
I don’t share your confidence in that; we live in the dumbest timeline, after all…
ok, yet…
That’s the neat thing, they want to make it so they can 🤦
How is this not a joke, I have checked it several times! This is the worst timelin
The employees might as well get the robot Zuckerberg that the rest of us see.
I didn’t believe in lizard people until I saw mark Zuckerberg in front of congress










