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why is he out of prison?
Because for some reason he’s not in prison.
He should be in prison, wearing prison clothes.
This.
Because he’s a prick.
Gotta distract down that tiny chin somehow
Because that’s how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.
It takes a while for the big labels to come out with their “Human Douche” lines.
Is this guy still “a thing”?
If you’re talking about his micropenis then yes.
Money can’t buy taste.
Because if you’re going to be a douchy bear be a douchy grizzly, I guess.
