French conservativism. Sounds kinky af. Or probably not really.
Honey mustard abortion
This feels like a weird kink I’ve never heard of before
The only appetiser at the Punk dive bar.
green goddess gay
Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon
No salad emotionally disconnected
It doesn’t have much of a ring to it unfortunately.
Ranch atheism.
This doesn’t work.
You’re just not saying it right.
Vinaigrette Broke
Mayonnaise Rude
OilAndVinegar NotGay
that does not flow or sound sexy.
Did you mean Straight Vinaigrette?
No, absolutely not. Vinagarette contains sugar and that is gross.
I’ve never encountered this. Wikipedia only mentions sugar under “varieties: US”, so you should be good if you want to claim the international version.
US companies put sugar or a substitute in everything. They are even deceptive about it. They will use tactics like multiple types of sweeting ingredients to make the percentage of each lower than the main ingredient. The craziest examples are found in the jelly/jam section. You might have 5 types of sugar to manipulate fruit as having the most volume. And if you want something less sweet, good luck because when it says low sugar or no sugar added, what it really means is they used a chemical substitute.
Greek vinaigrette woke Hmmm, maybe not?
Miso Fat…
That works way better than it should
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
Onion Vinaigrette No Contact
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I’m guessing it would be “Caesar took too long to get help” which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
