As usual, the media downplays the significance of that event with this headline. He didn’t just “kiss” her. He forced himself upon her. There is a difference.

Americans also don’t eat off the floor.

In graduate school I swabbed a public toilet seat and wiped the specimen in a Petri dish. My cohort swabbed the bottom of their shoe and did the same. The public toilet specimen grew virtually nothing. The shoe specimen grew the equivalent of a rainforest in bacteria.

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