I dont care HOW many stewardesses you’ve bagged!

PENGUINS CAN’T FLY!

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You can sell your organs and body to Emory in Atlanta. We’ll, you COULD, around 2010 still.

$2000 cash, and you signed off your corpse.

Conservative spending is NOT the same as Conservative ideology.

Using your resources wisely is in direct violation of conservative suggestion of extracting every ounce of profit from the moment, since you are disturbing it anyway.

Regressive ideology and progressive ideology have the amazing ability to reach compromise, if the heaviest violators are willing to concede.

The problem with your reply is, yes, repeating the same scrutiny of the data does indeed return the same definitive results. Progressive views and policies result in a greater quality of life.

Even for those who wish to kill ourselves back to prior ages.

She told him in front of an audience that she would “fuck him up” six months ago.

Imagine being terrified of Mammy Traitor Green.

I’m gonna be honest, as soon as Brandi Love professed her backing for Trump, she was done in my bank

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But she really isn’t. There is nothing special about her in a world where you see 30 of her simply going out for groceries.

I like to pick my own shitty clothes and dinner, at least then it isn’t rubbed in my face.

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That’s what the guns and potatoes are for.

Obviously I’m not alone here.

Check his party affiliation

Dude, hustle up to the bar and drink 13 beers like the rest of us, and fall asleep on the plane during boarding, after you’ve reminded the gate attendant that you’re mentally handicapped.

No matter what, he’ll be sure to recover enough to start posting on Twitter, like Herman.

I’m sick of all this be the better person shit.

When he dies the world will be a better place. If he had died 10 years ago our world would be indistinguishable.

Fuck Mitch McConnell AND his family.

I’m fully rooting for Mitchs dementia. Much the same as I am a big fan of Limbaughs cancer.

Sometimes nature rolls a nat 20.

It wasn’t the smoking that didnt kill em. It was the minding their own fucking business.