Bonus

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After traveling all this way, we arrive at the telephone game version of this meme, where the setup (in order to get trump to ignore it) has drifted off into the ether completely.

What’s in the booox, mon?

I am resting bitch face.

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It’s metal grinding on metal! You must have heard the noise for miles.

Yes, and…?

Welp, Joe Pesci’s out of a Snickers job

Hope I don’t find this guy discarded on the side of the road or on top of fire hydrant or the like.

That’s the Double truth, Ruth!

Melon has entered the chat

Jesus Fucking Christ, Man!

I do all my own turning upside down

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(I meant the new dad type joke?)

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