Unfathomably based

the people seeing black and blue should use a color picker and find out for themselves

Why in the hell would I want to flip my phone

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

Dancing, walking, rearranging furniture

I don’t see myself folding a foldable. Why would I want that?

My dual core Celeron laptop tells me you should go fuck yourself and your slow browser

We’ve gone full circle. This used to be the way!