911, what’s your emergency?
I found a dead body on the side of the road.
Where are you? I’m sending police to you now.
Uhh, I touched it.
OK, don’t do that. Do you have hand sanitizer?
I may have eaten some.
…
Also, I tripped. I may have slipped inside.
What does that mean?
I…completed.
Listen just stay where you are, police are on their way.
I once walked down to the local ice cream dispensary to get a cone of some type. But they were short-handed that day, and had closed the walk-up window. So I walked over to the drive-thru window.
They would not serve me without a car. Instead of closing the drive-thru and making drivers get out of their car, they closed the walk-up window, and wouldn’t serve any walk-ups at the drive-thru.
Fuck drive-thrus.
If Trump is elected, not only will the US continue to arm Israel, but also pressure other countries to arm Israel?
Reddit is a set of training data for Large Language Models.
My favorite phone was a Sony Xperia Compact. If they still have SD Card slots my next phone will be Sony.
You can’t have any pudding until you eat your meat.
Reporting on court proceedings is not politics.
Reporting on court proceedings involving a currently running presidential candidate is inherently political.
“I make online honeypots.”
First time in Sydney. Passed through the Museum stop earlier today and the ads caught my eye. Very Fallout-ish.
Happy cheesecake day!
A 75% success rate is nothing to brag about.
Remember when BMW got shit for a subscription for heated seats? Subaru has been doing that shit for some time now.
Like others have said, change your passwords, activate 2FA if available, never reuse passwords etc, etc, etc.
I have been getting repeated warnings for unsuccessful logins to my Microsoft account for some time now. I’m guessing some bad actors are just throwing whatever leaked passwords they have hoping for hits. I have 2FA turned on and a password complex enough to deter dictionary attacks, so I’m not really concerned.
Can’t be. The internet’s wireless.
Are Lutherans catholic? I went to church a few times with my cousins years and years ago, and they were Lutheran. I snagged communion with them once, my aunt was so mad…
you should get one of those little exercise pedal devices to sit on the toeboard. Should extend your life by miles.
No, I don’t want this. I won’t pay for this. I don’t know anybody asking for this. Just keep providing power sockets for the back seats, and things will be fine.
“Private Equity” says it all.
My Halloween costume is going to be sick this year. But next year I’ll be going as a cancer patient.