“One dead CEO.”

“Many more to go.”

Just quoting my favorite construction equipment, please don’t ban.

“Hey Ross, when you were yelling ‘piv-AT piv-AT,’ what did you mean?”

Ever heard of the cable channel TLC? You might change you assessment…

They do. They’re just drones, tho.

Remember the poors killing that sweet, innocent healthcare denier? Well, DON’T!

LOOK! DRONES!

“Taylor Hanson is a boy?!? OH GAWD…!”

Blue Cross backpedaled real fuckin’ hard on the whole “we won’t pay for your surgeries anesthesia” things right after.

What? I haven’t fallen into a toilet once since they created the TSA. Those seatbelts are a life saver.

Terroristic threats! Bake him away, toys!

Fuckin’ A.

I ask “why” every time I’m reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She’s YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

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No? Still in this timeline? …fuck.

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn’t a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It’s not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

“I love the uneducated!”

Between this story and the Alex Jones story, I’m beginning to think judges should also… well, i can’t say what i think should happen and not violate ToS…

Pelosi isn’t a cunt. Something something depth and warmth. She’s below a cunt; she’s a cankle.

In a comment full of shit takes, i just wanna point out that you think the government teaching media literacy in school is the solution?

I hope you wear a helmet regularly.

Use it to fill the holes in your canoe?

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn’t gonna run again.