Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me

Two Ohios, this truly is the darkest timeline :(

Michigan sends its regards, they have an snowplow to grind and they just might indulge you maple syrup drinking leaf bastards!

…do I really need the /s?

Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.

NateHate and not knowing what you’re talking about, name a more iconic duo XD

I remember starting counter-chants in the student section when redcap shitters would try it at games.

An instant “shut the fuck uh-up” or “watch the damn gay-aym” quieted them down real quick every time.

Quick, someone schedule a White House Press Dinner!

Mom says I get to post the “shit on the US” thread tomorrow!

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Anarchist Socialist

OK, libshit

/s

Well alcoholism and addiction are diseases that capitalism engineer

Chuckles bitterly in Soviet

Gee, I wonder

I thought you Canucks were supposed to be nice, you assholes!

I hope that was also a copypasta

Mmmmm pasta

You are Funko™ WRONG!

Thanks kind stranger! I know I’ll buy at least 2 copies of the nifty Funko POP! when it comes out

AITA for choosing Funko POP!s over my wife?

I know everyone’s going to think this is fake but trust me when I say this is an actual situation I’m going through. So for some explanation I have been collection Funko Pops way before I even met my wife. Buying Funko Pops started off just as a small interest but quickly became a passion of mine. Since my first time buying a Funko Pop 6 years ago I’ve stocked up thousands of these figures. So now about my relationship with my wife. 2 years ago I met my soon to be wife. From the very beginning of the relationship she was well aware of my Funko Pop collection and was well aware that at the time I was spending a few hundred bucks monthly in order to keep expanding my collection. She was perfectly fine with this btw. In fact she would buy Funko Pops for me for my B-Day and for Christmas. However about a week ago we got in a huge fight over my spending of Funko Pops. I will admit these past few months I have been dropping about $500 monthly on Funko figures, but in my opinion it was not financially tanking considering me and my wife have pretty decent jobs. I don’t want to state what those jobs are for privacy reasons. Anyways she was telling me I needed to stop the Funko Pop collecting for a long time or at least cut down my Funko spending to 3 Funko Pops per month. In my opinion that is so ridiculous considering how limited I would be in my choice of Funko Pops. I tried to explain to her how much I enjoy collecting these figures, and how much it means to me. She then started yelling that we were going to go in debt because of the amount of money I’ve been spending on Funko Pops. I stated to her how she was completely over-reacting and there is no way we could possibly go in debt from this.

After some more screaming she locked herself in our room and I had to sleep on the couch that night. I really did not feel bad at all because I knew she was over-reacting. When I woke up in the morning she told me she was going to stay at her sisters house until we could sort things out. I honestly just couldn’t believe she was going so far with this. I tried my best to convince her to stay but again she kept stating that I needed to stop the Funko collecting for a long time. That isn’t an option for me because again she is completely over-reacting and it is in no way affecting us financially.

A few days go by and I get a call from her. She tells me that I need to choose. Either I stop the Funko Pop collecting or we’re getting a divorce. I started telling her how ridiculous she was being because she obviously is being ridiculous. After 2 years she was just willing to throw away our marriage over my passion. She was pretty much sobbing at this point and then I finally just told her I’m not going to let her get in the way of my passion. I still haven’t gotten the divorce papers but I’m expecting them soon.

So AITA for choosing Funko Pops over my wife? Again I’m very passionate about them and I think it’s ridiculous for someone to try and take that away from me when it is in no way shape or form hurting them…

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