Grass Cat

JFC just block the Nazis. Literally every other platform is worse.

I want one and I’m a straight man.

Hello Goodbye ringtone chime for 20+ yrs solid now. Target tried to make it theirs for a quick min but that was short lived.

Bros. Saw my first baby’s itemized bill from 2009 and they charged us $900 to rent the plastic tub my baby slept in for three days. I legit would’ve brought my own from home.

Everyone involved in US healthcare is unequivocally corrupt. All of you. Every single one of you.

Hispanic people are being sold to CECOT. It is unequivocal human trafficking and no one is stopping it.

When are people going to finally start shooting ICE with guns. This needs to happen asap.

Isaac Newton lived with his mom his entire life and never had a girlfriend.

“We couldn’t allow gay patrons inside of the bookstore anymore. Think of the children.”

free speech

tucker employs the same delivery and intonation as Elmo the red muppet

Nessel’s gonna be doing Charlie’s Angels ICE photoshoots with Kristi Noem in no time.

Why tf do we have obscenely euphemistic headlines like this? Everyone knows this is about destroying our system of governance so musk and his shitbois can pillage, exploit, and enslave. There is nothing remotely legitimate about what has happened to America.

Fiction would count as literature. I’d say it goes in the self-help section next to the Tony Robbins cassette tape series.

That’s informational text, not literature.

My severely undereducated state rep trumpee Angela Rigas replied to me that her top three works of literature are the bible, constitution, and declaration of independence. She had no response when I told her those aren’t literature.

A couple things for blade care to keep it clean and sharp: Set the blade in a dish of rice after use to soak away the moisture. If your blade begins to dull, rub the blade against denim with normal-use strokes to sharpen the blade and remove any microscopic rust development. I heard these tips on a radio show more than a decade ago and feel as though they made a noticeable difference for me.

Literally no trumpees anywhere can tell you their top three works of literature.

This is fact.

healthcare, education, and the environment

It costs all of us good healthcare, education, and environment so Elissa can be the HotDog Princess.

Elissa Slotkin is the HotDog Princess of the oligarchy. She is heiress to grandpa’s BallPark Franks—subsidiary of Tyson Foods megacorp. Every time someone eats a hotdog, Elissa inherits more passive wealth than most laborers earn in a year.

It’s the news that Starship Troopers and Idiocracy both parodied. Except it’s not future fantasy, it’s real and here now.

Still can’t access the newest comments to reply directly to them.

Of course I voted, you stablegenius. I only told you that to see where you were trying to go. You are trying to claim a snooty highroad over me. I voted. I always vote. You have severely lost credibility by attempting this highroading. You have NOTHING over me. Do better.