You wouldn’t download a meme!

Edit: Oh wait, yes I would

Suck it, OP!

Hehe, Boob.

I thought the joke was that OP has a 1st grader’s understanding of boob anatomy.

Love this thing, best $100 I ever spent.

SpaghettiFleshlight

Cats are such selfish bastards, it’s always “meow” with them, never “weow”

Get outta ma head Charles!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE8GlPpuLuY

Toss up between 3 and 7 for me, though the gravel one could have some niche uses.

TP can be abused pretty easy if there’s no physical impact on my body for doing it repeatedly.

Debatable.

Most baby food (in the US, mind you) available on store shelves is in fact NOT nutritionally complete.

I fail to see the issue, fast food is just the adult equivalent of baby food anyway.

Yeah, he is a bit of a pratt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_EUvi9qE4&t=22

That’s the jism. The urethra is actually similar to a gun barrel and causes the semen to corkscrew in order to add momentum and improve accuracy.

Well yeah, if they were light they probably wouldn’t have much mass.

OP, if you came up with this you’re incredibly clever.

Maybe spend less time on Lemmy and go out to see the world for yourself instead of being envious of this fly living its best life.