☝️The capitalist’s wet dream 😂

The normal supermarkets gouge you for every penny, so you now believe that you’re being gouged less by paying an annual fee

Fuckin hell mate 😅

Dear god.

So you think that your paying the employee benefits and wages should be in advance, regardless of whether you shop there?!? They actually convinced you of that?

They blackmailed you into thinking that prices would rise and wages would go down… Yes, by approximately the fees you pay for membership, whether you shop there or not

Then you actually, genuinely think that you’re getting a “gift certificate” without any idea that you already paid for it

Holy shit 😂

It’s honestly scary how gullible the average consumer is

I wouldn’t think highly of a population that actively accepts and supports modern terrorism either

Again, a few thousand people out of 80 million queued up to grope ol’ Liz.

Judging by your spelling of “honour”, 30% of your population voted for a rapist criminal to be their president lmao

That sounds utterly horrific for a vagina

Everyone in the UK of a certain age knows what durch means because of Audi

I guess you don’t realise when someone’s profiting off you left, right and centre lol

Think about it; what does the membership fee actually cover?

Wait you guys got conned into paying to go shopping?!?

All those leaded petrol fumes really did a number didn’t they lol

Strange how you can easily work out the former, but the latter could be anything from 28 to 56285794

🤔

Yeah, also Reddit used to be good. So why not make it “like there”, but just 7-10 years ago

It would have said the same thing if they’d commented “I don’t use MS operating systems any more” but Linux users have a reputation of being smug, self-gratifying wanks, so I see why the OP made his comment

I don’t have that problem because I use Windows

Ode to Joy intensifies

By private do you mean “Already inhabited by 12 billion mosquitos”?

I am seeing no hypocrisy here based on her motto

How are you reading it? Angrily?

I first went in 2013, you had to climb down quite a long flight of steps to get to it.

Went this summer, and there’s an actual gondola 🚡 to take you down to it, then 400 steps down after that

Actually horrifying

I wonder what percentage of people chose “Least important” for “Do you want another fucking annoying pointless AI assistant?”

Brace?

Hilarious name for a twin I suppose 😂

Quick question - how fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that this post was a good idea?

Were you spoon-fed chicken excrement as a child?

live paycheck to paycheck

You saaaand loik a fackin immigrant nonce innit mate