Oh pwetty pwease Mr. Thomas, will you step down from your high paying, low work hour, massively benefit ridden job you’ve had for decades while reaping millions in gifts and kickbacks entirely consequence free?

I know you have literally zero obligation to do so, but we have no way of forcing you out so we’re just gonna ask, we’ll even give a stern finger wag!

Hey, you got some Musk on your nose, little piggy.

Brave and Firefox

Put a per gram tax on every manufactured product and watch how companies magically find alternative materials/methods to make goods.

What a great way to let your friends and loved ones know you are insufferable to deal with and will drop a rant on them about your minor inconveniences at every opportunity.

Why songbirds and not other vocal mammals like squirrels? Do you think they know that some bird calls sound annoying as shit? Do you think animals cannot differentiate other animals apart and just assume anything that makes noise is a “songbird”?

Go back in the shower, this one needs more time to cook.

No such thing. Even if you were walking on a surface with no change in elevation, the acceleration due to gravity would cause your path to be curved as it followed the curvature of the planet.

No way in hell it’s gonna be blue if a literal genocide supporter is the candidate

Remind me again what the other candidate’s position is.

Half-and-half is for cowards. Either cut the cream entirely or get full cream.

I don’t get it, this isn’t even the first time he’s admitted he’s lost. Tomorrow he’ll go right back to saying it was stolen. He changes his tune all the fucking time! What makes this particular time the one that’s got all his sycophant’s panties in a bunch?

they invented paper, fireworks, and the compass

Lol, yea. And Timbuktu used to be the world capital of trade, now it’s just a shit hole in the middle of the desert.

What a collosal bureaucratic fuck-up.

I guess that’s true. It’s more the distinction of the paddy being formed by hand or being sliced out of a big roll of sausage.

X is banned in Brazil now.

It wasn’t even really a patty as we know it in burgers, it was more like a slice of breakfast sausage.

The hamburger did not originate in Germany, despite its name. While the exact origins are debated, it is pretty well agreed that it was created in the US sometimes in the late 19th to early 20th century.

The closest connection to germany that some try to make is an entirely different dish that uses ground beef or pork, which is such a loose connection that you might as well say it originated in Egypt as they were the first civilization to make bread.

And his Xclusive Xposé.

I’m just saying, maybe, I don’t know, don’t make it the literal only issue you ever think about or something that stops you from supporting other causes. Recognize that, while of course it’s still something horrible, the main reason it’s being so hyper focused on is that it’s a convenient distraction from other issues.

Climate change? Who cares, what about Palestine?!

Economic issues? Who cares, what about Palestine?!

Women’s rights? Immigration? LGBT rights? Privacy? The rise of fascism? Other wars? Dwindling global resources? Stop talking about all that! None of that matters! Only Palestine matters! Nothing else! Only Palestine!

THAT’S what gets me. There is more going on than JUST Palestine, and while it should absolutely be in the conversation, it’s getting really old when trying to talk about the best overall path forward to have the conversation railroaded with “But what about Palestine?!” when it’s not as dire as headlines and social media makes it out to be. They try to make it seem like millions are dying in the streets when thats just not the case.

Imagine you were in a car crash. Cracked head, punctured lung, multiple fractures. The doctors are trying to figure out the best way to go about treating you, but one person in the room won’t stop screaming “Their arm is broken! We have to fix their broken arm!” It’s not that they’re wrong, it’s just they are hyper-fixated on a single injury when they need to be focused on the whole.

The conflict on Palestine is AN issue, but not THE ONLY issue.

Total casualties are around 40k according to Hamas themselves, that includes insurgents and civilians. The conflict has been going on for 11 months. That is less than 4k casualties a month during a war in highly dense urban area and that number has been heavily dropping. For that kind of conflict that is rather low.

Yes. Every death is tragic. But there are worse atrocities and disasters happening in the world. The only difference is this one gets all the media attention and people believe it’s much worse than it is because every death is examined under a microscope. Surprise, war is awful. Food prices in Palestine have gone up, not directly because there is a shortage, but because Hamas keeps stealing all the aid that is literally pouring in and forcing the Palestinian people to buy it from them so that they can keep funding their operations.

And yet this gets downvoted or dismissed when it’s pointed out because it doesn’t fit the narrative that every single Palestinian child is getting shot in the head personally by the US president.

I get covering up her death, but why the fuck a freezer? That has to be the laziest, most ineffectual way of getting rid of a body you could think of. Like 5 minutes of thinking is sure to have at least ONE alternative come to mind.