It’s OK everybody, Jeff Lynne had just a minor health scare.

people seem to be able to wake up at 6am easily

For me it’s got nothing to do with being able to. One of my dogs needs a wee latest by 6 am, and I can assure you I have not been consulted about this schedule. The other dog happily sleeps to 8 am if given the opportunity.

Has Ukraine not suffered enough alrady?

Now try a conversation with a Geordie or Mackem shipyard worker.

I for one have done something. It was a bit of a bender, and it’s fair to say I don’t look the sharpest.