He’s so far above their heads they can’t even see him.
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There’s no way this is real, right?
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What's the longest you've gone w/o an orgasm?English2·13 days agoI see, but you don’t think that that could itself contribute to the lack of stimulation from it? Honestly just asking.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy NSFW@lemmynsfw.com•What's the longest you've gone w/o an orgasm?English2·13 days agoAre/were you on HRT?
This has to be satire. TELL ME IT’S SATIRE!
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If you were born with a disease that made you blind, complete loss of hearing by 20, have seizures, require a feeding tube, colostomy bag, wheelchair and have sleep apnea. Would you want to live?3·19 days agoI don’t mean to argue or be rude or ungrateful to your intentions, but is it not greedy and selfish to expect someone to stay alive for your pleasure? Obviously we’re Internet strangers, we probably won’t talk again outside of this thread, but even when family or acquaintances (not sure I have any real friends anymore) tell me that, it feels like they only say that because it’s what society expects them to say. They aren’t there for me when I’m in need or feel helpless, they can’t change the fact that every waking moment I feel miserable and worthless, so to me it just seems like they’re being selfish to say I need to stick around for them. If I was important enough to need to be alive, why don’t any of them ever reach out to me or check in on me or ask to hang out or anything? They only come out of the woodwork when I’m ready to end it all to chime in with paper thin commentary like this.
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JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If you were born with a disease that made you blind, complete loss of hearing by 20, have seizures, require a feeding tube, colostomy bag, wheelchair and have sleep apnea. Would you want to live?10·20 days agoI have none of that and don’t want to live.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto If You Had To Pick One@lemmynsfw.com•It will take time I knowEnglish4·22 days agoOh I’m not fussy, I’ll be happy with any.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•‘Erasure of years of work’: outcry as White House moves to open Arctic reserve to oil and gas drilling9·25 days agoIt honestly feels like they’re racing to destroy the planet as fast as possible like there’s a prize at the end.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Spotify to raise prices in SeptemberEnglish4·26 days agoI can’t even imagine paying for it to begin with.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Leaked Transcript Confirms Netanyahu Chose to Starve Gaza as a Method of WarEnglish11·26 days agoNot a war, no matter how many times they try to pretend it is.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works•When the bullet dodges you13·26 days agoThe thing is, as a society we keep supporting these scumbags. If we didn’t continue to line their pockets, this would start to go away.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•Most Israelis not bothered by reports of suffering and famine in Gaza, new poll showsEnglish144·29 days agoFunny, I’m not bothered by Israeli death and suffering either. 🤷
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto politics @lemmy.world•Gen Z men voted for Trump to drain 'the swamp.' After Epstein, they feel duped.451·29 days agoGen Z “men” voted for Trump because they’re racist sexist homophobic pieces of shit like their fathers are.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole InternetEnglish1·30 days ago🌝
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JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole InternetEnglish1·30 days agoMeth addict.
JokeDeity@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole InternetEnglish4·1 month agoCan’t tell if meth addict or rage bot.
Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.
Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.
Weird seeing a post from her, I was just watching an old Trevor Moore show with her on it.