Peanut butter nose
Peets with the fur
She had the whole Lemmy lookin at her

Next thing you know
She loaf da flo’
Tortie got low low low low

Oh good! I’m very glad!

Poor Campari. Drugged, snipped, and getting yelled at is a very shitty day. Give him extra hugs for me.

I had one of mine do the “who the hell are you?!” stranger danger hissing after the other had a vet visit. It can last hours or days. Mine lasted days. They both go together now whether one doesn’t need to or not.

His O sigh when he gets down in the water always cracked us up.

This made me laugh pretty good. Delightful!

Lollll, I love the name!

For those not getting the joke, mill ends are the scrappy imperfect remnants at the end of manufacturing a batch of yarn, cloth, carpet, etc. One can usually buy them at a nice discount from the factory or a distributor.

Re: that last pic… she could look into asking a rescue to sponsor the kitties and she stays the foster until they are adopted. That way vaccines, medical needs, and potentially help with food would be covered. She wouldn’t have to give up Dusty Rose for adoption if she didn’t want to. Dusty would be her “foster-to-adopt” bebe.

Speaking of blinding, my honey used to think a different song went “she blinded me with oven mitts, it opened up my eyes”

That thing looks like a Fremen sandworm saxophone

Omg, so much sweat. What the hell. My back starts sweating (INDOORS) if I stand too long, like y’know, just talking to friends in a bar.

I’d like to just say that this thing is awesome and YOU are awesome!

Thank you!

Going to the doctor does this to me too, kitty.

Yes, hi, we do exist. And we were trying to get CEO to implement a hybrid policy for years before covid. He hated the thought. And he was the type of person that would not hesitate to fire an entire department if they felt bold enough to complain about it. When I started there, I didn’t immediately report to him. Anyone there who had a layer of management between themselves and him had a pretty ok work experience there. Direct reports to CEO basically had to manage a toddler who was also the emporor with new clothes. I took the promotion to be his whipping post because I wanted to leverage it to move on. Instead now I have PTSD from an abusive boss and am not able to work full time.

tl;dr – the C suite does discuss things amongst themselves with and without the CEO. But CEO already knows what they want to do, usually can’t be swayed, can only be warned what the consequences of their decisions will bring.

My mom’s exasperated “shit a fiddle!” when fed up with something / something broke. When I was younger, she didn’t really say curse words around me except for this.

I’ve never heard any one else ever say this. Not in Appalachia, or anywhere. She probably made it up herself. But in the 80s she also dated a Korean War fighter pilot/POW (crashed, survived, & captured, unsure of release details). And he could have had a creative catalog of swears that she borrowed from.

I love this! What is the language? Danish, Swedish, or am I totally off base?

I’m now inspired to make a cross stitch of this accordingly.

That’s pretty common in my area. Tell your wife she needs to get out more!

You can mix it up by saying “six of one, baker’s dozen of the other” and see if she catches on.

I just spent a few days sitting with my FIL in hospital. We binged Gunsmoke. I am a reluctant fan of Festus now.

• do they have you scheduled for any sight-seeing like CT or MRI scans?
• can you order UberEats to your room? I watched them come and go frequently and wondered if it was for employees, inmates, or both
• do you ask all the nurses for crunchy ice?
• have you asked that one nurse for a bed bath?
• are most of the nurses pregnant like they were at my hospital? Wtf is in the water?!

Fall risk?

** CAUTION: may incur relocation to a different wing