Perfect for setting up a Tolkien Ring network.

I never did my homework and was able to retain almost everything I was taught in class. The main issue with that is basically everything taught to my classmates and I outside of English and math turned out to be wrong as science and history and such learned more over time. Like how none of my favorite dinosaurs were even real; they just made shit up with different bones.

Rubber Ducky for the bathtub.

Pink flamingo for the kiddie pool on the front lawn.

“You told me the premium quality was guaranteed!”

“Ah ah ah! Look closer. We never said that at all.”

Pound that cakeussy.

Tempura; which oddly isn’t shown.

It is basically the same as the normal flour dredge, but you use carbonated water in the wets and it gives it a way nicer texture.

A very fucked up spine.

I see a lotta people mention humam shit on the sidewalk in SF because an app that let you report such things got flooded by trolls once and some funny meme images csme from it.

I’m there fairly regularly and have never seen shit on the sidewalk outside of the occasional dog turd some asshole owner didn’t pick up; which I see almost everywhere I’ve been in the world, too.

The worst thing I can say about SF is the traffic is terrible despite having pretty decent public transportation. I never drive there. I drive to Livermore and take BART into and around the city and walk everywhere else. And if not for Musk’s dumbass I might have been able to not even have to drive to Livermore; they were planning on extending BART where I live and I’d have been able to never need a car to get to the Bay Area at all until that dipshit lobbied against it.

Orange Chicken and Fried Rice Combo Plate Hut is kind of a mouthful.

I can agree EA makes relatively well polished and fine looking games, but anyone old enough to have seen how the shift in creativity and passion becomes apparent when a company was swallowed by them and has a deeper understanding of the artform will tell you they do not have good games.

All the actually good games they do have under their umbrella and made in-house tended to be treated as throwaway products by the execs and so they kept their grubby hands off it. See the first Mirror’s Edge. As soon as these get any attention from consumers, they shift the vibe for the sequels they insist on making.

Maybe the building starts sailing through the city like the opener to that one Monty Python film. 🤷‍♂️

“Your little johnson going frrrtpppt! cost us the race by generating drag that made us 1/100th of a second slower! God damn it, Hans, I told you to tuck properly!”

My soul hurts, but I don’t wanna shove ice up my ass.

I really want a Frame but I want it more for the software. If I could flash the garbage off my Quest 3 and use whatever Valve cooked up I am confident it would be vastly better. The hardware is decent. The operating system is garbage and they keep reducing its functionality every update. A good 70% of what I do with it runs FOSS shit I found on github and dev blogs because something as simple as putting an overlay on top of a fully 3D game is something the geniuses at Meta can’t figure out how to do.

me showing up in my purple Prince suit

“I hope the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater doesn’t show up.”

The bottom of it is really burnt

That’s how you make it good and crispy. 🤤

By the time I knew about pagers, cell phones were also available and not prohibitively expensive (but not quite common, either). So i didn’t understand the point.

Yes :3

It is if you’re right-handed. The majority of humans are right handed. Especially since there was a period of time when left handed people were being killed off so we kinda had a bit of eugenics in the mix on that.

Dog: Extra treats!